Dish Deserter

$5.00

It's hard to believe this pot once held Monday night's spaghetti. Maybe if you leave it soaking long enough, it'll clean itself. Your dishes might be scummy, but at least we can get your conscience squeaky clean. Buy this pass for yourself and anyone else you've ever shared a kitchen sink with.

When you purchase this Naughty Pass, we’ll email you a printable download. You’ll also receive an email with social sharing links. 100% of the proceeds support Santa for a Day, a nonprofit dedicated to buying holiday gifts for kids in need.

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It's hard to believe this pot once held Monday night's spaghetti. Maybe if you leave it soaking long enough, it'll clean itself. Your dishes might be scummy, but at least we can get your conscience squeaky clean. Buy this pass for yourself and anyone else you've ever shared a kitchen sink with.

When you purchase this Naughty Pass, we’ll email you a printable download. You’ll also receive an email with social sharing links. 100% of the proceeds support Santa for a Day, a nonprofit dedicated to buying holiday gifts for kids in need.

It's hard to believe this pot once held Monday night's spaghetti. Maybe if you leave it soaking long enough, it'll clean itself. Your dishes might be scummy, but at least we can get your conscience squeaky clean. Buy this pass for yourself and anyone else you've ever shared a kitchen sink with.

When you purchase this Naughty Pass, we’ll email you a printable download. You’ll also receive an email with social sharing links. 100% of the proceeds support Santa for a Day, a nonprofit dedicated to buying holiday gifts for kids in need.

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